Today was a big day for royal-baby watchers: Within just a few hours, they received word of not only their first photo of Baby Sussex, but also an official royal-baby name. And what an adorable name it is: Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor, a name that at the time this article was written already had 18.7 million results on Google.
While Baby Sussex’s name was destined to be on the lips of many thanks to his royal lineage, commentators appeared to say it with particular glee. In fact, the Internet—aka humanity’s meme factory—also took it upon itself to anoint young Archie with a childhood rite of passage: hearing jokes about his name. Here, we’ve rounded up a few of the most witty. With luck, by the time he hears them in person, Archie will have thought of some even wittier comebacks.